(1) People who don’t use the crosswalk and choose to cross at a random point in the road. You deserve to be smeared across my hood. Or at least have the pee scared out of you when I jerk forward and act like I’m going to break your hip.
(2) Douchebaggy frat boys/walk of shame sorority girls. Just because its hilarious to see the guys act like they’re going to kick my ass and see the girls look at me like a puppy-dog that just got beaten. “No, girlie, the real abuse happened to your dignity last night at the ATO house.”
(3) Ole Miss students, generally. When I’m driving, people assume I’m going to let them cross without even looking or giving a shit. When I’m walking, people get pissed at me for doing the same thing. So screw all of them.
